It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Once you trust in yourself, you automatically want to go outside of yourself.

Nature performs the cure, the physician takes the fee.

I don't have any money to hire actors. I just need to get people who are going to do a good job being themselves.

Horror is a feeling that cannot last long; human nature is incapable of supporting it.

In my life, I find that in sobriety, I feel much more. And I have much more depth.

Photography by nature is spiritual, considering it comes from the darkness to show the light.

People often avoid making decisions out of fear of making a mistake. Actually the failure to make decisions is one of life's biggest mistakes.

Empathy zooms you in on an individual and, as a result, it's narrow, it's innumerate, it's racist, it's very biased.

The only way you can serve God is by serving other people.

To the wise man, to the wise nation, the mistakes of the past are the torches of the present.