It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

The main thing is to care. Care very hard, even if it is only a game you are playing.

Here's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.

I am pro-life, and I will be appointing pro-life judges, I would think that that will go back to the individual states.

I love directing scenes that I'm not in because suddenly I really feel like a filmmaker which is a different thing.

What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind.

Good and evil are not like the Redskins and the Cowboys.

The recovery of the Gulf Coast region will take years to complete.

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist while still achieving milestones and outcomes as required by certain funders and policy-makers.

The collapse of the stellar universe will occur - like creation - in grandiose splendor.