It doesn't take much to say please or thank you.

Do I know my lines? As I'm getting older, they're getting harder to learn. The old brain cells are deteriorating.

People think they know me from somewhere, and then I open my mouth and they realise it's me from Birds Of A Feather.

I'm not a fan of maggots. I could never do that I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.

I don't think I spoil my kids, I'm fairly responsible.

I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.

It would be interesting to go to Buckingham Palace. I'd just like to see what goes on - I'm not bothered about hearing any political chat.

In an endless silence even screams sound silent.

He has tongue of a writer.

Those that see too much quickly find themselves seeing nothing at all.

When people are lame, they love to blame.

Get to know the real you, rather than try to look like or dress like those around you.

My dad's full of encouragement and support. It just feels like abandonment and neglect.

I'm holding onto the hope that there is some reason that I got cancer and there is something - that may not be very clear to me right now - but that I will do.

If you do not want to explore an egoism you should not read autobiography.

I would say to the new leadership the American people are ready to meet you if you move forward toward the path of democracy.

Do you think I’ll ever get better at this? That my heart might someday stop trying to jump out of my chest whenever you touch me?