It don't make sense: either you a soldier from the start, Or a actor with a record deal tryin' to play the part.

I can drink a whole Hennessy fifth. Some call that a problem, but I call it a gift.

Never define your success by somebody else's success. I never looked at another man's grass to tell how green mine should be.

Time flies, dreams die, people lose faith, Tryna hide behind a lie with a straight face.

Picture yourself crushin' Xzibit with your tough talk? That's like Christopher Reeve doing the crip walk.

I ain't Mary, so ain't a damn thing Poppin'.

You took the Alkaholik challenge, and lost your balance You underground, we under water drinkin liquid by the gallons

Keep bustin about where you rest, and what you own, and what you drive. So the day some niggaz come for you, I'm really not surprised.

Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.”“I hardly think there’s any chance of that, ” Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity.

I've had a lot of therapists, so I've had the opportunity to approach my fear in many different ways. I've faced it head on and sideways and tried to tiptoe up behind it.

Here is a list for you - things I want to do with you:Love youLaughMake love with youLaughCook with youEat youLove youLaughDrink great wineLove you, always.

When I was a boy, unconsciously, spontaneously I learned the art of telling ironic stories.

I hereby accuse the North American empire of being the biggest menace to our planet.

I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I received was just crazy.

To have a horror of the bourgeois is bourgeois.

Doesn't the theory of relativity concern literature too? In our world there is no longer any room for the privileged observer, as there is none for the observer of the universe - we are all within.

For when two beings who are not friends are near each other there is no meeting, and when friends are far apart there is no separation.

When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one choice!