It feels good. It's not bad for somebody who can't shoot.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Don't you ever wonder if this life has just gotten old and stale? When suddenly faced with my possible demise, I can't think of one thing I would miss, except you." - Vampire, Michel Baptiste

I have come to understand something about novels, " Tessa said."And what is that?""They are not true.

What the hell difference does it make?

Infinite patience gets you immediate results.

The future's here, we are it, we are on our own

I think that being in an environment is a much richer experience than just working on a soundstage.

Chanel liberated women: Saint Laurent gave them power.

A Diogenesian search for an honest person would rarely lead to the author of a memoir.

I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in the right way.

Collecting has always been in my blood.