It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows.

So many Christmas films either are twee, or try and go super edgy, then stick on something Christmassy at the end of the movie.

First and foremost, I just want to write comedy.

No subject is unsuitable for comedy.

I have no disagreement with the aims of anti-vivisectionists.

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.

Christmas movies, it's a hard thing to do. The danger is you just end up with a Hollywood star with a Santa beard. You risk it being fake and cheesy and not real.

And the golden rays of your love made me warm on cold, wintry nights.

What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?”“Oh no, Ron, ” came Fred’s voice, very sarcastically. “No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up.

The future is terrifying because it's full of stuff, not because it's empty.

Welcome to His poem. His play. His novel. Skip the bowls of fruit and statues. Let the page flick your thumbs. This is His spoken word.

My ideal weight is moobless.

I'm just a product of grace that's still in the process; And I don't got to be great because my God is.

It will shock many - I've lived a full life and really enjoyed my time as a pop star.

I cannot believe any man can be perfectly well in body, who has much labor of the mind to perform.

Everyone goes through their evolution and I go through mine and you go through yours.

Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony who was about to go into attack mode.