It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

While you can’t control everything, you can control more than you think, and you can live your life with a plan that will dramatically improve your chances of ending up at a destination you choose.

God can enter into me, even me, and use these hands, these feet, to be His love, a love that goes on and on and on forever, endless cycle of grace.

When my Yankee career is over I'll play anywhere, but I'm positive that I'll never find a team quite like the Yankees.

I choose to express myself.

Painting predicates what man wants to see, and what man ought to see, not what he ordinarily sees.

A healthy community is one in which the elderly protect, care for, love and assist the younger ones to provide continuity and hope.

A great pleasure in life is to do what they say you can't.

I won't be labeled as average.

The highest panegyric, therefore, that private virtue can receive, is the praise of servants.

I've always seen modeling as a stepping stone.