It gets better and better being me.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

Inventors make something out of anything, but God makes something out of nothing. Elohim needs no raw materials.

A happy marriage- a love match- is something overwhelming, and overpowering.

As we all grow and we get older, there are always little changes about our personality that happen.

The frame is the pimp of painting; it enhances it, but it must never shine at the painting's expense.

I am in chains. Don't touch my chains.

I love England. I don't really like places when they're too hot. It's my Celtic blood.

I served. And now it's time for the new man to serve. I have zero desire to be in the limelight.

A man who shows no defect is a fool or a hypocrite, whom we should mistrust. There are defects so bound to fine qualities that they announce them,--defects which it is well not to correct.

I work like a bee and feel that I accomplish little.

I will continue to find ways to help poor people find a job, get a job, and learn someday to own the job.