It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV?

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

With regard to ghosts, while we have never believed in them, we have always been afraid of them.

Find out the difference between ethics and morality, but never forget to be kind.

Color shows us love.AndLove gives us color.

People can't listen until they're ready. I sure couldn't. I was, like, deaf to everyone except the thoughts. They were the boss of me.

You can't live at all unless you can live fully now.

Well, you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying.

The grave is a common treasury, to which we must all be taken.

I couldn't have gotten this far without my beautiful parents. I'm also very lucky to have the best friends that I do.

Taking stock of what you own, when done correctly and thoroughly, helps dampen the urge to shop frivolously.

Whatever art form you're working in, it's crucial to see it clearly, to feel it clearly, and not to worry about the results, or how someone else will see it.