It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.

If you don't need what you really want, you can barely want what you really need.

Christmas cookies can't help but be retro - they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second.

First you put in, then you get out.

Our God, the Great Spirit, seems also to have forsaken us. Your God makes your people wax stronger every day. Soon they will fill all the land.

Barack Obama was born in the United States, period.

We are all creatures of the stars.

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

The author, in his work, must be like God in the Universe, present everywhere and visible nowhere.

You have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.

Hope is the deep orientation of the human soul that can be held at the darkest times.