It goes without saying that when you're the manager of a Premiership club, you go eight miles down the road and get beaten by a team two divisions below you, it's disappointing.

Hungary is very similar to Bulgaria. I know theyre different countries.

Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.

They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.

Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties.

In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.

What United have got that Chelsea haven't is Paul Scholes. I think he is different to anything else in English football.

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!

I had Micah Richards as a player at 16 and he was a man then. What is he now? A bigger man, probably

English football is in a bad way because the foreign players here are so good, so dominant.

Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa.

Love loves anarchy. It loves to wreak havoc. It loves to dance atop the ruins.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

A key factor is to do training that is fun.

Women share this planet 50/50 and they are underrepresented, their potential astonishingly untapped.

She [Monica Vitti] was a great actress, but a very difficult person. I am not in contact with her at the moment because she is very sick. Not a generous woman, I have to say. I don't see her much.

It can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside lockers. I was burned with cigarettes. My hair was lit on fire.

Our eagerness for worldly activity kills in us the sense of spiritual awe

From the very beginning, I wrote to explain my own life to myself, and I invited any readers who chose to make the journey with me to join me on the high wire.

There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.