It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

Don't lock yourself away from those who care about you because you think you'll hurt them - or they'll hurt you. What point is there in being human if you don't let yourself feel anything?

The greatest sense of love, which is available for us at all times, is God’s love.

The woman cries before the wedding the man afterward.

I strongly support the call to greatly expand our human intelligence capability to penetrate al Qaeda and gather critical intelligence to prevent terrorist attacks on our homeland.

It's my job, to create a fantasy.

I daresay anything can be made holy by being sincerely worshipped.

I tell you, Bono may have a point. South Africa needs a Walmart.

We're all of us guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.

Even if we can solve the carbon problem for coal, it is still a non-renewable resource. At some point, coal supplies will drop.

Great things are achieved by talented people who are absolutely convinced that they not only can but will achieve them.