It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.

The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.

Artists are people driven by the tension between the desire to communicate and the desire to hide.

Elegance is the perfect disguise for our violent nature—a mask so convincing that we often fool ourselves the moment we don it.

Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.

If your awareness was strong enough, you could change the fate of a whole world without ever leaving your room.

Songwriting is never one thing. I've spent as long as three months writing a song. Other times I've done it in twenty minutes.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

All the other pleasures of life seem to wear out, but the pleasure of helping others in distress never does.

Haters, I'm not your enemy I'm your hero. Cheer up, you should be happy I'm here

Photos represent primarily a seductive but deleterious short cut.

I think the words you stop yourself from saying are the ones that will haunt you the longest.