It has long been a theory of mine and I am known, if I do say so, for my long theories that authors, generally speaking, are rotten letter writers.

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The facts of life are very stubborn things.

You can give of your talent, you can give of your possessions, or you can give of yourself. For God's sake, give something.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.

Support your right to arm bears.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I call a mans man.

Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat.

Follow your heart, listen to your inner voice, stop caring about what others think.

Wars bring the best out of men, it can b good for some, bad for others but it is the best that man can offer

I started a MySpace teen lit discussion group and invited people to join.

In my own mind, I was sort of a desperate kid.

The real problem is not the religion itself, but its insistence that the interpretation it offers of the world is the only valid interpretation.

Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity.

Right after 9-11, as far as I know, one newspaper in the United States had the integrity to investigate opinion in the Muslim world: the 'Wall Street Journal.'

Supermodels are over, and the new picture girl has become the television actress.

Less than seventy-five years after it officially began, the contest between capitalism and socialism is over: capitalism has won.