It helps if you don’t think of them as human. More than one officer has called this job pest control.

I've got my own toilet." -- Grace Harper

You're a kid. I didn't know we taught kids manners anymore.

We must have a deep understanding of Who is the source of our blessings and to whom all the glory, praise and honor belong.

We pay just as dearly for our triumphs as we do for our defeats. Go ahead and fail. But fail with wit, fail with grace, fail with style. A mediocre failure is as insufferable as a mediocre success.

Men often think it's the bad boys who get the hot chicks. But I'm living proof that the good guys win.

When you innovate, you've got to be prepared for everyone telling you you're nuts.

One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve always wanted. Do it now. The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only the wise can see them.

A goal is not the same as a desire, and this is an important distinction to make. You can have a desire you don't intend to act on. But you can't have a goal you don't intend to act on.

Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.

We like investments where the risk is time, not price.

Nobody is ever sent to Hell: he or she insists on going there.

I dreamed kind Jesus fouled the big-gun gears; and caused a permanent stoppage in all bolts; and buckled with a smile Mausers and Colts; and rusted every bayonet with His tears.