It is a common fault never to be satisfied with our fortune, nor dissatisfied with our understanding.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.

A work can become modern only if it is first postmodern. Postmodernism thus understood is not modernism at its end but in the nascent state, and this state is constant.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.

Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with.

There are no accidents so unlucky from which clever people are not able to reap some advantage, and none so lucky that the foolish are not able to turn them to their own disadvantage.

Jesus didn’t die to save me from God. Jesus died to save me from myself.

It seems when Opportunity knocks, Fate shows up to open the door.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

We are Americans, and the future belongs to us.

In all the areas within which the spiritual life of humanity is at work, the historical epoch wherein fate has placed us is an epoch of stupendous happenings.

By listening to certain words as a child listens to the sea in a seashell, a word dreamer hears the murmur of a world of dreams.

For what it will make of you to achieve it.

I'd be lying to you if I said guys weren't afraid of him. I'm afraid of him, afraid of him running in to me.

The left have not the ability to get into reality in any way, shape, manner, or form.

The Heart Break Kid does not rest in peace. He can stay up ALL NIIIGHT!