It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Let all thy joys be as the month of May.

I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away.

This wholesale invasion of Americans’ and foreign citizens’ privacy does not contribute to our security; it puts in danger the very liberties we’re trying to protect.

There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.

The human brain can soften as a result of incessant listening to music with an intent to commit prose.

The ruin of most men dates from some idle moment.

Everyone is complicated one way or another. But it's interesting to dig into a complicated character, to try to find that within yourself.

Right motives give pinions to thought, and strength and freedom to speech and action.

We pray that henceforth not only Japan but all mankind may know the blessings of harmony and progress.

I think people think they're not brave if they're frightened, and that's not true at all.