It is a defect of God's humor that he directs our hearts everywhere but to those who have a right to them.

What are a friend's books for if not to be borrowed?

A lesson in folly is worth two in wisdom.

THOMASINA:But then the Egyptian noodle made carnal embrace with the enemy who burned the great library of Alexandria without so much as a fine for all that is overdue!

Dreams often come true to those who clearly understand that there is a hefty price for every big prize.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.

Venture capitalists are like lemmings jumping on the software bandwagon.

The only domain where the divine is visible is that of art, whatever name we choose to call it.

Midnight,--strange mystic hour,--when the veil between the frail present and the eternal future grows thin.

Let the world be as it is and learn to rock with the waves.

The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

If the budget that you're talking about isn't a good one, then it's better not to pass a budget. Most people in the country will never notice whether we pass a budget resolution or not.

A good litmus test is that you should be comfortable with your significant other being present when you hang out with your friend.

When programming was my hobby, I thought that programming would be the perfect job. Now I program for a living and build boats for a hobby. Guess what I think would be the perfect job :)