It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

If you're going through hell, keep going.

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Where we've been defines where we'll go. You can't allow your past to define you, but you can leverage it to create a better future!

Your tills are talking to me and want me to take them home. Does this often happen?

There's one blessing only the source and cornerstone of beatitude: confidence in self.

Hunter-gathers, by nature, store information for use, understanding that there may be a time when information is scarce.

Run away from laziness; work hard. Touch intuition and listen to the heart, not marketing directors. Dream.

The Truth An Offense But Not A Sin

There are occasions when I would rather feel like a fly than a spider.

I cannot stress enough that the answer to a lot of your life's questions is often in someone else's face. Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces.

Comedy is much harder, it's a lot more exacting. You can't just be real and you can't just use the same kind of techniques you use to fill up a regular scene.

I'm competitive with myself, and that goes hand in hand with how I present myself. I'm not only trying to put one foot in front of the other, I'm trying to put my best foot forward.