It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

At the root of every form of ungodliness, injustice, nepotism, selfishness, every rivalry and competitive jealousy, is the monster called greed.

a voice called out after me, 'life takes us on many divergent paths, and yet we shall meet one more time! Not in the flesh, but in the sun, man's home

It's about children cooking themselves, growing themselves. When kids grow it and cook it they eat it.

My job is to call attention to the things that I think are the difference between winning and losing. If I can't do that then I have failed as a coach.

Perpetual encagement endows any mirage of salvation with credibility.

That which concerns everyone must also be discussed and approved by everyone.

Trumpets! Can you bring your... uh... extracurricular tubing necessities next rehearsal?

The school has the function of coordinating within the disposition of each individual the diverse influences of the various social environments into which he enters.

Nothing would make my kids happier than to do another movie.

We can do anything we like as long as it is UNIMPORTANT.