It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.

The trick to being smart is knowing when to play dumb.

Writing is a great comfort to people like me, who are unsure of themselves and have trouble expressing themselves properly.

There are countless studies on the negative spillover of job pressures on family life, but few on how job satisfaction enhances the quality of family life.

Any time you talk about your own stuff you sound self-aggrandising.

"Have you ever found anything that gives you relief?" "Yes. A drink."

No, I never saw an angel, but it is irrelevant whether I saw one or not. I feel their presence around me.

There is only one object on earth that frightens me: a physicist working on a new trick.