It is a most miserable lot to be without an enemy. [No man can be successful without being envied and hated.]

From the errors of others, a wise man corrects his own.

Pardon one offence, and you encourage the commission of many.

One ungrateful person does an injury to all needy people.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

Would you have a great empire? Rule over yourself.

Tears gratify a savage nature, they do not melt it.

How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are.

A tongue prone to slander is the proof of a depraved mind.

Never promise more than you can perform.

To be somebody you must last.

In fact the experience at Oxford has really helped me later in life.

The good critic is he who relates the adventures of his soul among masterpieces.

The key to beating the Dodgers is to keep them form hugging each other too much.

Beware the man with one gun. He can probably use it.

A spark can become a flame, a flame a fire.

Inspiration is the key to everything.

We were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister

I just want to keep people entertained.