It is a perversely human perception that animals in their native habitat are running wild.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I'd like to make a movie pretty soon, so I could get a rest.

Democracy is like blowing your nose. You may not do it well, but it's something you ought to do yourself.

There ain't no doubt in my mind that love is the finest thing around

Why is everybody so obsessed? Money can't buy us happiness

I'm not a big fan of romantic comedies, believe it or not...

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.

Ultimately, China may use force to push for unification with Taiwan, a scenario we all must work to prevent.

But more than anything else, we have learned that legal assistance for the poor, when properly provided, is one of the most constructive ways to help them help themselves.

...the collapse of tsarism, while not improbably, was certainly not inevitable.

What's memory but the ash That chokes our fires that have begun to sink?