It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

I homeschool my children not to prepare them for tests but to prepare them for life.

Revenge is what I want. Nothing but pure unadulterated revenge. But my mother brought me up to be a lady.

Who gave fire permission to burn?

I have not had any serious non-academic job.

Grace does not overlook sin, it empowers righteousness!

Young men still desire women as much as ever, even though they don't want to marry them as much.

Intelligence is silence, truth is being invisible. But what a racket I make in declaring this.

For me marketing is about how to present a project.

Promises controversy on a scale not seen since Samuel Huntington’s Clash of Civilizations sought to reframe a new world order.

Men travel faster now, but I do not know if they go to better things.