It is a shame to see in the work of an artist the limitations of his critics.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

[He]said something that made it impossible to continue working for him.[The exact words were]You're fired.

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

The young see what they wish to see. The old see what they do not wish.

All religions are essentially the same in their goal of developing a good human heart so that we may become better human beings.

What is the sound of one hand?

Take too much pleasure in good things, you'll feel The shock of adverse fortune makes you reel.

Basically, if you have above-average intelligence, you have common sense and you can speak in front of a camera and to a crowd, you can govern the state.

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

There is a tyrannical element in all fanaticism, an element which makes opposition a torment.

I want us all to face our fears and stop behaving like our goal in life is to merely survive.