It is a strange enterprise to make respectable people laugh.

It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we do not do.

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.

Love is a great master. It teaches us to be what we never were.

I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one.

I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart.

People spend most of their lives worrying about things that never happen.

I hate all men, the ones because they are mean and vicious, and the others for being complaisant with the vicious ones.

Great is the fortune of he who possesses a good bottle, a good book, and a good friend.

Folk whose own behavior is most ridiculous are always to the fore in slandering others.

A husband is a plaster that cures all the ills of girlhood.

Lose your self to find yourself.

We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.

I've worked with some people that just spent hours and hours and hours in the mirror, and just so much importance is based on that. And I do find that sad.

The better organized you are in the simple things, the more spontaneous and free you can be in the ore important things.

My only expenses are probably guitar strings and records.

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.

You do not destroy an idea by killing people, you replace it with a better one.

Silence sat in the taxi, as though a stranger had got in.

As soon as sacrifice becomes a duty and necessity to mankind. I see no limit to the horizon which opens before him.

Of travel I've had my share, man, I've been everywhere.