It is a very delicate job to forgive a man without lowering him in his estimation and yours too.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Patience! It is not how quickly you run, but how slowly.

I know where you sleep, Bard." She smirked. "Then you know I sleep with knives.

I can say I didn't win, but I can't say that I didn't try.

I failed, I failed, and that is about all that can be said about it.

The stage, the show, the fans, that doesn’t matter because I’m always gonna fight my fight.

About 70 percent of pregnant women are deficient in Vitamin D.

Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn't it?

Is rule of thumb in writing game: if story requires many long descriptions of smells so vile that will give reader nausea, is not likely to find publisher.

As far as my house, I have a ton of video games and three or four old consoles.

I like straightforward names for my characters. When I get too symbolic with names or places, I start feeling like the characters and the story are less read, and I lose interest.