It is a wise mans part, rather to avoid sickness, than to wish for medicines.

One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated.

You wouldn't abandon ship in a storm just because you couldn't control the winds.

Occupy your mind with good thoughts, or the enemy will fill them with bad ones.

Lord, give me a sense of humor so that I may take some happiness from this life and share it with others.

The heart that has truly loved never forgets.

Take something from yourself, to give to another, that is humane and gentle and never takes away as much comfort as it brings again.

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself.

The things we pray for, good Lord, give us grace to labor for.

Nobody owns anything but everyone is rich - for what greater wealth can there be than cheerfulness, peace of mind, and freedom from anxiety?

Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.

Blaming is so much easier than taking responsibility, because if you take responsibility … then you might be to blame.

Nothing is inanimate

Our dreams drench us in senses, and senses steps us again in dreams.

America has a critical place to play in the end of extreme poverty.

Don’t accumulate possessions; accumulate experiences!

Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke.

It's not easy to date when you're hefty. Besides I like feeling thin because it makes me feel amorous.

Sleep lingers all our lifetime about our eyes, as night hovers all day in the boughs of the fir-tree.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

You may go a long time without winning, but you never forget that scent.