It is all very well to say that a man should play for the pure love of the game. Perhaps he ought, but to the working man it is impossible.

Making money is fun but it's pointless if you don't use the power it brings.

Only fool keeps mocking perseverance.

Life is nothing but a bunch of experiences. There's no such thing as success or failure.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

What uniform can I wear to hide my heavy heart? It is too heavy. It will always show.

You were created to excel. There’s no limit to how high you can go in life. Keep stretching to the next level.

When your rage is choking you, it is best to say nothing.

My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family.

Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.

A few moments of silence may be all the meditation we need at times. Our homes could have a little space for withdrawal and quiet, and even a small garden could offer some distance from noise.