It is almost always a mistake to mention Abraham Lincoln. He always steals the show.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

I wanted to survive—not for my kind, but for trust, for friendship, for another being. (Eric)

Trust your heart, and the answer will always become clear.

The Internet is not a place. It’s a great void, a black hole, from which you can call up an incredible amount of disorganized information.

When you encourage someone, it literally changes their brain chemistry to be able to perform... sends fuel to the brain.

But the dollars spent on economic incentives and new investment strategies are wasted unless we seriously address the two most important economic issues in Kansas: education and health care

Come now. let us reason together.

Let us never forget this, he is pure mercy, let us go to Jesus!

Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.

Some people say "if we split up,we can cover more ground"-with blood

Coaches do get very nervous.