It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

Wherever you go, whenever you meet someone, enlighten every mind, brighten their life with love and kindness, it will make your world so delightful and so beautiful.

The young think that failure is the Siberian end of the line, banishment from all the living, and tend to do what I then did - which was to hide.

It is well known that the central problem of the whole of modern mathematics is the study of transcendental functions defined by differential equations.

The show is 'Fix My Life!' Get it? Life. I do not fix people.

I try to keep that quiet unless it is asked but yeah, I have a girlfriend and she is a great girl

For someone like Daniel Radcliffe, it’s really fun to go against your image. He’s such a goody-two-shoes in Harry Potter. I just wanted him to throw off the gloves and be weird and quirky.

Every day I lugged my backpack through the halls, waiting for the final bell. Then I'd race home and hole up in my room, playing the drums and the piano, composing music.

We can get excited by thinking about what all we have or can have, OR we can get discouraged by thinking about what all we don't have.

Comedy is quite difficult, you have to be able to have fun and portray that sense of fun to the audience watching you.

Working people really amaze me. When you give them all the facts, they make the right decision every single time.