It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

The reason why one man is great and another is not is simply because one man discovered the power of time while the other did not.

I don't know what London's coming to — the higher the buildings the lower the morals.

We must go to the laboratory at once. I have some cannabis.

It feels very cool to be part of a girl gang.

Surrealism runs through the streets.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Suicide is not abominable because God prohibits it; God prohibits it because it is abominable.

New Yorkers are either the nicest or the rudest.

If the reality is not ideal, resist and refuse the reality and change it no matter how strong it is!

I just happen to love fighting and happen to be great at it. And I let my lifestyle carry over into my chosen profession.