It is always safe to tell people that they're looking wonderful.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

I met a boy. And when he smiled, my life began.

Even today with the public's growing interest in food and diet issues, politicians rarely include food as part of their political platforms.

I dont see gold as a player in a healthy economy.

When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act.

If there's a God, I want to see Him. It's pointless to believe in something without proof.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

Now, I am thrilled to be a wife and mother, and I hope to be as good of a mother as my own mother, Carole.

I hate that word blog It sounds like a large accumulation of snot

I bring truth to tha youth tear tha roof off tha ol' school.

For he was likely, had he been put on, to have proved most royally.