It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn't know.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

It is the honey which makes us cruel enough to ignore the death of a bee

The thought that I had been captured so soon, without having done anything for the revolution, made me feel ashamed. I thought: at least now, I must carry out my duty well under torture.

It is often hard to determine whether a clear, open, and honorable proceeding is the result of goodness or of cunning.

One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit.

True eloquence consists in saying all that is necessary, and nothing but what is necessary.

I realize that we've come to a different way of showing movies. But I'm still with the old ways, and I can't change.

Soldiers win battles and generals get the medals.

Good in Crisis; Sucks at Normal.’ That about sums up my whole life, doesn’t it?

It is no achievement to walk a tightrope laid flat on the floor.

People who cannot invent and reinvent themselves must be content with borrowed postures, secondhand ideas, fitting in instead of standing out.