It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Honey, we all got to go sometime, reason or no reason. Dying's as natural as living. The man who's too afraid to die is too afraid to live.

I never laugh until I've had my coffee.

I am intrigued by glamorous women ... A vain woman is continually taking out a compact to repair her makeup. A glamorous woman knows she doesn't need to.

When it's over it's over. No questions, no tears, no farewell kisses.

The only reason they come to see me is that I know that life is great - and they know I know it.

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time.

The things a man has to have are hope and confidence in himself against odds... And he must be ready to choose death before dishonor without making too much song and dance about it.

I'm no actor and I never have been. What people see on the screen is me.

It plumps up your thinker and fills up your heart. And where you end up is not where you start.

This one time I made love on the back seat of a car and the police came and shined his light on me, and I said I'm strokin'. That's what I'm doing, I be strokin'.

You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do.

I once considered writing a book called I'm not OK and you're not OK, and that's OK.

When you are in a good theatre show, it is a wonderful and very fulfilling experience, entertaining a large audience and their showing their appreciation for your efforts.

Through my singing and acting and speaking, I want to make freedom ring. Maybe I can touch people's hearts better than I can their minds, with the common struggle of the common man.

I tend to be a great optimist when it comes to the United States and the American way of life, I think precisely because I wasn't born into it.

The businessmen have corrupted liberty by trying to propose it as a material quality.

When out fossil hunting, it is very easy to forget that rather than telling you how the creatures lived, the remains you find indicate only where they became fossilized.

There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.