It is an immense loss to have all robust and sustaining expletives refined away from one! At. moments of trial refinement is a feeble reed to lean upon.

One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.

The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?

Though I have no productive worth, I have a certain value as an indestructible quantity.

When will women begin to have the first glimmer that above all other loyalties is the loyalty toTruth, i.e., to yourself, that husband, children, friends and countryare as nothing to that.

You must remember that a woman, by nature, needs much less to feed upon than a man, a few emotions and she is satisfied.

I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am.

Truly nothing is to be expected except for the unexpected.

Physical pain however great ends in itself and falls away like dry husks from the mind, whilst moral discords and nervous horrors sear the soul.

How fatally the entire want of humor cripples the mind.

I make it a rule always to believe compliments implicitly for five minutes, and to simmer gently for twenty more.

Is there any success without an effort?

The easiest way to combat greed is by recognizing the value of contentment and simplicity.

I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor.

I know what it takes to win. If I can sell them on what it takes to win, then we are not going to lose too many football games.

You must plan your work and then work your plan.

He that measures not himselfe, is measured.

Our Income Tax System is a disgrace to the human race.

If selfishness is the key to being miserable, then selflessness must be the key to being happy!

Nothing is everything that doesn't happen at this very moment.

Europe was not as outraged by Auschwitz as by Guantanamo Bay.