It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

One of my favorite things I read was John Steinbeck's journals while he was writing 'East of Eden, ' which was so cool.

If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.

Liberty is dangerous, as hard to get along with as it is exciting.

Collaboration is far more powerful than competition. Do not think that only if you are pushed to the wall, you will do your best.

Less effort in this game makes more results.

A lot of people wonder how a 21-year-old with average power (I finished 89th in driving distance) can be so successful. The answer is simple: I know how to score.

A story, after all, does not only belong to the one who is telling it. It belongs, in equal measure, to the one who is listening.

Politics, like theater, is one of those things where you've got to be wise enough to know when to leave.

I can never stand still. I must explore and experiment.

This tyrant, whose sole name blisters our tongues,Was once thought honest.