It is better to be famous than notorious, but better to be notorious than obscure.

A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.

That some good can be derived from every event is a better proposition than that everything happens for the best, which it assuredly does not.

It occurred to me by intuition, and music was the driving force behind that intuition. My discovery was the result of musical perception.

You cannot walk on water or move mountains without faith.

In a coma, you don't dream, you just hope that someone sits with you.

I've never had guys sit me down and say this is what you've got to do. It's my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that.

The thirst for equality can express itself either as a desire to draw everyone down to one's level, or to raise oneself and everyone else up.

Sometimes, Manny is taking a nap, and you woke up the baby. There's not a better retaliation, something like that. Manny's one of the best at that.

That's more like it. You're much prettier when you aren't talking. True of most people, I've found.

The world needs an enema.

Haste is productive of injury, and so is too much hesitation. He is the wisest man who does everything at the proper time.

What the heart liketh best, the mind studieth most.