It is better to hope than to mope!

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

If you're tired of triviality, maybe it's time you changed your life.

I do the same with my books...Nothing like a good argument in the margins with someone who's already said all they have to say on the subject.

Learning is less about memorizing facts and more about the ability to think.

Joyously participate in the sorrows of others.

The ignorant pronounce it Frood To cavil or applaud The well-informed pronounce it Froyd But I pronounce it Fraud.

I like both slapstick and contradiction. Like philosophers.

What actor do you really take seriously who becomes a singer? It's kind of ridiculous. I can't think of anybody.

Whoever plays deep must necessarily lose his money or his character.

I know exactly what I'm doing when I'm doing a trick. I really hate it when I fail.

For those that love the world serve it in action, Grow rich, popular, and full of influence; And should they paint or write still is it action, The struggle of the fly in marmalade.