It is certain that either wise bearing or ignorant carriage is caught as men take diseases, one of another.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Life is like a collage. Its individual pieces are arranged to create harmony. Appreciate the artwork of your life.

You kill one, there was another in his place, and what's worse, his nephew now hated you, his friend now hated you. . . . There was no end.

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift.

Learning is like rowing upstream; not to advance is to drop back.” - Chinese proverb

I don't believe in anything and that makes me stronger than you think

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

Ive done a lot of albums and I kinda know when Im onto something that was inspirational for me to record and create, and this was one of those projects where I really enjoyed making the album.

A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

But anyone who thinks themselves genuinely unbiased is bound to be taken in.