It is cheaper to pay mathematicians and computer scientists to design algorithms that will eliminate webspamming, rather than to pay lawyers to do lawsuits.

With a metric you can really go to town, otherwise it is just abstract nonsense.

I don't know whether guys are more promiscuous or just bigger liars.

Theoretical Computer Science is just as useless as everything we mathematicians do.

Combinatorialists and analysts always have different names for everything, in order to keep themselves from interacting.

Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?

All of us collect fortunes when we are children. A fortune of colors of lights and darkness of movement of tensions. Some of us have the fantastic chance to go back to his fortune when grown up.

Most modern comedy is crap.

The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.

When you don't follow your nature there is a hole in the universe where you were supposed to be.

If any have a stone to throw It is not I, ever or now.

A Yea might turn in to a Nae and vice versa if a sufficient quantity of wordage was applied. In other talk you argument out until you get the answer you want.

What I meant by 'we would know the mind of God' is, we would know everything that God would know, if there were a God. Which there isn't. I'm an atheist.

Real Americans don't back down.

Everybody has always underrated the Russians. They keep their own secrets alike from foe and friends.