It is doubtless wise, when a reform is introduced, to try to persuade the British public that it is not a reform at all; but appearances must be kept up to some extent at least.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

If you're not looking forward to church this morning perhaps it's time to look for a church.

Listening to Benny [Goodman] talk about the clarinet was like listening to a surgeon get hung up on a scalpel.

And that, to me, is the main attraction to comics. It's an avenue to say what you want to say

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

I have never bought myself a computer or a phone, but guys in my life have bought them for me, for whatever reason. So now I have them.

The future is taking shape now in our own beliefs and in the courage of our leaders. Ideas and leadership - not natural or social "forces" - are the prime movers in human affairs.

To speak of the impotence of power is no longer a witty paradox.

Feeling gratitude isn't born in us-it's something we are taught, and in turn, we teach our children.

When they launch snakes you'll have your namesake.

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.