It is easier to counterfeit old age than youth.

When emotion supersedes reason ... gullibility must follow.

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

there is nothing like a garden to rest the soul.

The only way to do it is to do it: by writing, writing, writing.

I knew the answer, and--of course--so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.

Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.

A man asking for help ought to at least give directions.

Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.

Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.

It's easier to die than to move ... at least for the Other Side you don't need trunks.

All deities are external manifestation of humanity's internal divinity.

The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.

External conditions can, to a certain extent, reduce, but never cancel individual repsonsibility.

If your love didn't always contain the possibility of loss, it would be very different from human love as we know it.

Nothing is destroyed until it is replaced.

Outrageous generosity is a character quality of people who win with money.

If you live only in one culture for the first 20 years of your life, you become conditioned without knowing it.

Don't shave, don't shower, don't care. Be really stinky and wear the same clothes every day. I think what makes a man sexy is not being self-aware. That’s what's really cute to me.

Unreasonable haste is the direct road to error.