It is eastwards, only and always eastwards, that the veins of our race must expand. It is the direction which Nature herself has decreed for the expansion of the German peoples.

If you wish the sympathy of the broad masses, you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things.

If you dont like a Rule... Just Follow it.. Reach on the Top.. and Change the Rule

I am sure that the Japanese, the Chinese and the peoples of Islam will always be closer to us than, for example, France, in spite of the fact that we are related by blood (...)

When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You.

Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death.

What luck, for governments, that the people are stupid!

If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!

A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.

Let me control the textbooks, and I will control the state.

Life is like a game, there could be many players. If you don't play with them, they'll play with you.

The freedom of the open road is seductive, serendipitous and absolutely liberating.

If your partner isn't bringing out the best in you, you're in the wrong relationship.

Without experience, how will you know what exist?

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

He that is warme, thinkes all so.

If a man will observe as he walks the streets, I believe he will find the merriest countenances in mourning coaches.

I wanted to drag Shakespeare from obscurity. I've been a fan my whole life.

It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.

I think that wherever your journey takes you, there are new gods waiting there, with divine patience - and laughter.

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.