It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I know this is war, but the rest of us are trying to pretend it's a party.

Passion is the feeling of excitement, energy and enthusiasm you feel towards something or someone you care about.

HIGGINS [aggrieved] Do you mean that my language is improper?MRS HIGGINS. No, dearest: it would be quite proper - say on a canal barge...

the sapphire depthof my own love...startlesand warmsand wounds my soul.

What can any of us do with his talent but try to develop his vision so that through frequent failures we may learn better what we have missed in the past.

My first instrument was a little blue ukele.

We have made flying so cheap, I'm afraid we are going to make it cheap at any cost.

Reviewing the day's lessons. Isn't it joyful? Friends come from far. Isn't it delightful? One has never been angry at other's misunderstanding. Isn't he a respectable man?

Lately I've been a workaholic. I'm in the studio all the time and I've helped to produce a couple of artists

The moment you conquer one fear is the minute you conquer many fears.