It is far more easy to acquire a fortune like a knave, than to expend it, like a gentleman.

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.

Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, than straight forward and simple integrity in another.

The soundest argument will produce no more conviction in an empty head than the most superficial declamation; as a feather and a guinea fall with equal velocity in a vacuum.

The art of declamation has been sinking in value from the moment that speakers were foolish enough to publish, and hearers wise enough to read.

None are so fond of secrets as those who do not mean to keep them; such persons covet secrets as a spendthrift covets money, for the purpose of circulation.

Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time which every day produces, and which most men throw away.

Let those who would affect singularity with success first determine to be very virtuous, and they will be sure to be very singular.

Atheism is a system which can communicate neither warmth nor illumination, except from those fagots which your mistaken zeal has lighted up for its destruction.

Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.

The study of mathematics, like the Nile, begins in minuteness but ends in magnificence.

For who can stop the heart from breaking?

Because the machine will try to grind you into dust anyway, whether or not we speak.

Short as life is, some find it long enough to outlive their characters, their constitutions and their estates.

I graduated from college with a 3.92 GPA with a degree in computer programming and a BFA in fine arts and animation. My first job was painting a mural in the Grimaldis in Queens.

There's no way anyone in the world is having more fun than I am. I truly believe that.

The Russians could have some (warheads) aimed at Japan, so if we act up they can destroy our economy.

Get off, you look ugly (to a blood splattered player during a game)

I do take a lot of pride in my look and I work out - do work out a lot.

It's nice to get paid for therapy rather than having to pay $240 an hour for it.

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan.