It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.

When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Itinerant evangelists are the most important ambassadors and messengers on earth. They are a mighty army, spreading out across the world with a vision to reach their own people for Christ.

It's just a mistake, you understand you don't ya??... and Hello, father 33 days from your dead!

Remember this rule forever!Two or three... play... and in the end one die.

Let's stop big government energy mandates like cap-and-trade, and instead trust the American innovator to make us energy independent.

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.

Knowledge is power. Unfortunate dupes of this saying will keep on creating, ambitiously, till they have stunned their native initiative and made their thoughts weak.

I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"

But what sin is to the moralist and crime to the jurist so to the scientific man is ignorance.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.