It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

Most educators would continue to lecture on navigation while the ship is going down.

When you commit a crime to upgrade yourself, your sin becomes a blessing, but your blessing kills you before your time.

A lot of people have a dissatisfaction or an anger in them, so as soon as something goes awry, they flip out.

I hate overweight, because it implies that there's a weight standard i should be adhering to

Wrong is for other people.

The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day.

Get the big point of your advertisement into your headline. Use your headline as a hook to reach out and catch the special group of people you are trying to interest.

I am forever grateful that I got some training in the theater - it reduces performance anxiety.

Never forget your manners. They go a long way in both your business and personal life. If you look and act like you are making an effort, it will be appreciated.

The politician's prayer is: May my words be ever soft and low, for I may have to eat them.

The look of love alarms Because 'tis filled with fire; But the look of soft deceit Shall win the lover's hire.