It is hard to quantify the value of name recognition, but Donald Trump has gone from fame to international mega-fame. That has to be gargantuan when your business is your name.

I believe that the fragile-flower, idea-intolerant society of victimhood that is being cultivated in many colleges today is really bad.

Mostly, you become a writer not because you want to get rich or famous, but because you have to write; because there is something inside that must come out.

The verb "Garland" should be created. It would mean to unfairly put a stinking albatross around someone's neck, to make him unemployable.

The horrifying thing is that nearly half of America seems in synch with xenophobia and race-baiting.

Editorials are editorials. They a supposed to have an opinion, even a very strong one.

The one thing an aspiring writer must understand is that it's hard. If you think it's not hard, you're not doing it right.

I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

I think Marco Rubio could never have recovered from revealing himself to be pathetic.

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

Sometimes thatwhich we fearstrengthens ourspirit and givesus a splashof hope.

You cannot write if you are not on fire

Depressed people do things they wouldn't ordinarily do.

The Beatles will never get back together and David Lee Roth will never again sing with Van Halen.

Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh.

I don't know much about Hitler. Except that last thing, about the Jews. There has never been a country that put its heel down on the Jews that ever lived afterwards.

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors.

Parent's job = Prepare the child for the world. Parent of autistic child's job = Prepare the world for the child.

God's wisdom means that God always chooses the best goals and the best means to those goals.