It is harder to conceal ignorance than to acquire knowledge.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You have to set yourself on fire.

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.

Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.

A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit.

The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency.

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.

Epic fails are just dramatic pauses to build up intensity of epic awesomeness emerging.

Sometimes people get taken away from you whether you want it or not. And sometimes that hurts so much, it might be easier to forget.

The creed of a true saint is to make the best of life, and to make the most of it.

Whoever does not detach himself from the ego never attains the Absolute and never deciphers life.

seven wonders of the world and I have to ask for an eighth fill a bottle with some prayers and spend them on hope create an easy route just so I can complicate send my heart down that slippery slope

The Mississippi, the Ganges, and the Nile,... the Rocky Mountains, the Himmaleh, and Mountains of the Moon, have a kind of personal importance in the annals of the world.

Instead of focusing on men and focusing on what we can do to prop them up, people seem really incredibly focused on the fact that women are doing well and maybe that's not such a good thing.

Defeating Barack Obama becomes, in fact, a duty of national security. Because the fact is, he is incapable of defending the United States.

"And what would humans be without love?" Rare, said Death.

Some people's lives are affected by what happens to their person or their property; but for others fate is what happens to their feelings and their thoughts -- that and nothing more.